" business class "

 [ "business class" ]

1: A woman that is too wide in the ass to fly coach.

 [ "business class" ]

1: An airplane cabin we peasants will never be able to get into, simply because we are too broke to even fly often to get the miles required for the upgrade.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm too broke to even have a chance to fly business class and have to suffer in the barn also known as economy class... 

 [ "business class" ]

1: adj., describes a person, especially female, that dates people for their money; a person who is stuck up and expensive to date; a person who can't fly coach; a high maintenance girlfriend or wife (from the movie 'Swingers')

  * e.g.,  ... "Stay away from her, she's Business Class" 

 [ "business class" ]

1: adj. Fucking awesome; connotes a general high value appreciable to many and attained by few.

  * e.g.,  ... damn, that girl is business class! 

 [ "Business Class" ]

1: Taking this is a terrible decision.

  * e.g.,  ... Business class is so boring. I’m writing this in business class. Business class is SO boring that I’m writing an Urban Dictionary definition about it to help relieve bordom in the class. It’s not working. 

 [ "socialist business class" ]

1: The half-assed attempt by European airlines to offer a premium airline seat by sticking a fucking piece of plastic between two economy class seats. Snobby business pricks who sit at the front of the plane still get to sip on a drink and judge the masses as they are herded to the back of the cabin, however they must be confined to the same inhuman space and rancid hot-pocket meal as everyone else. Did you see Bill, that lucky bastard got upgraded to first class? Yeah, but its Europe, so he will walk off the plane with hemorrhoids and mud-butt like everyone else. Socialist business class ensures everyone is treated like shit.

  * e.g.,  ... Any European flight has socialist business class 

 [ "Business Class Ticket" ]

1: A clever flex move used by twitter influencers to showcase their extravagant lifestyle. It involves subtly flaunting one's luxury possessions or experiences while pretending to focus on something else entirely.

  * e.g.,  ... Business class ticket: His latest tweet seemed all about the swanky new computer monitor in his home office, but sharp-eyed followers quickly spotted the Emirates Business Class boarding pass casually resting on his desk. 

 [ "Bogan business class" ]

1: Extra legroom economy class seating (E.g. emergency exit rows)

  * e.g.,  ... YEAH MATE, ME 'N THE MISSUS SPLURGED THE EXTRA FIFTY BUCKS FOR BOGAN BUSINESS CLASS ON OUR JETSTAR FLIGHTS TO BALI NEXT WEEK 

 [ "Business Class" ]

1: (noun)

  * e.g.,  ... Ever since Brad flew Business Class once, he’s been calling the flight attendants ‘crew’ and complaining about turbulence like it’s a customer service issue. 

 [ "Business Class" ]

2: The civilized part of an airplane where you sip sparkling wine at 35,000 feet and convince yourself you’ve “earned this” because you answered two emails last week. Nobody should know that you've ended up here because of a free upgrade to due capacity reasons. And dont forget that this is the part of the plane where flight attendants pretend to care more just because you might have paid their monthly income for just the one-way ticket. Description:

 [ "Business Class" ]

3: A sanctuary of legroom and linen napkins, Business Class is where the Wi-Fi is faster, the air smells faintly of ambition, and the seat reclines further than most people’s life goals. It’s not just travel — it’s performance relaxation. Population:

 [ "Business Class" ]

4:  • Entrepreneurs who say “I don’t fly coach — not for vibrational reasons.”

 [ "Business Class" ]

5:  • Tech bros typing on laptops that haven’t been turned on since boarding.

 [ "Business Class" ]

6:  • People who post a photo of champagne with the caption “Grind never stops.” (yep, the ones who got that upgrade for free) Side Effects:

 [ "Business Class" ]

7:  • Using “jet lag” as an identity.

 [ "Business Class" ]

8:  • Forgetting that the curtain behind you conceals the rest of humanity.

 [ "Business Class" ]

9:  • Spontaneous urge to say “I’ll circle back” mid–glass of Chardonnay.

 [ "Business class asylum seeker" ]

1: Business Class Asylum Seeker (n.)

  * e.g.,  ... “Have you seen your sisters LinkedIn? Bragging about scaling her company and ‘creating opportunities’ — she’s the biggest business class asylum seeker I know. Claimed three COVID grants while leasing a Q” 

 [ "Business class asylum seeker" ]

2: A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work. Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.